The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age." ~ Lucille Ball

Something that seems funny when it happens to someone else, may not seem so funny when it happens to us. ~Aesop's Fables

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. ~ Langston Hughes

If you have to be in a soap opera, try not to get the worst role. ~ Boy George

To succeed in this world, it is not enough to be stupid, you must be well-mannered. ~ Voltaire

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. ~ Henny Youngman

I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it. ~ Steve Wright

Humor is reason gone mad. ~ Groucho Marx

Never accept a drink from a urologist. ~ Erma Bombeck

It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy. ~ Adam Sandler

A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections. ~ George Eliot

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. ~ Dave Weinbaum

I want to help people, give hope to all. Humor is the foundation of our lives. ~ Terry Bradshaw

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