Favorite Quotations
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The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. ~ Jackie Gleason If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I do not want to go there. ~ Martin Luther Be amusing; never tell unkind stories; above all, never tell long ones. ~ Benjamin Disraeli Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. ~ Lord Byron Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face. ~ Victor Hugo I think laughter may be a form of courage… As humans we sometimes stand tall and look into the sun and laugh, and I think we are never more brave than when we do that. ~ Linda Ellerbee I make the most of all that comes and the least of all that goes. ~ Sara Teasdale Wear your wit as a shield, not as a dagger. ~ American Proverb Laughter is a part of the human survival kit. ~ David Nathan At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities. ~ Jean Houston A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs -- jolted by every pebble in the road. ~ Henry Ward Beecher A clown is a poet in action ~ Henry Miller
"Every joke is a tiny revolution." ~ George Orwell