"There's no drama like wrestling. ~ Andy Kaufman
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. ~ Steve Martin
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. ~ Bob Hope
Humor cleanses the heart and keeps it good. ~ Alfred Paster
Groan and forget it. ~ Jessamyn West
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money. ~ Arthur Miller
There is a new billboard outside Time Square. It keeps an up to minute count of gun related crimes in New York. Some goofball is going to shoot someone just to see the numbers move. ~ David Letterman
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. ~ E.B. White
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? ~ Frank Moore Colby
Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there." ~ Will Smith
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him. ~ Romain Gary
Humor is unavoidable. It might not feel funny in the moment, but more often than not there's a light at the end of the tunnel. ~ Ron Howard