So that ends my first experience of matrimony, which I always thought a highly over rated performance. ~ Isadora Duncan

Here’s to matrimony, the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented. ~ Heinrich Heine

It's bloody impractical. 'To love, honor, and obey.' If it weren't, you wouldn't have to sign a contract. ~ Katharine Hepburn

The secret of marriage is self-mastery. ~ David A. Christensen

There's a coffin in the back of the church as the wedding is going on … Look, I'm a romantic. I like marriage...In the movies. ~ George Clooney

Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death. ~ Mike Myers

Wherever we encounter marriage, we encounter marital infidelity. ~ Christine Sismondo

Marriage is nature's way of keeping people from fighting with strangers. ~ Alan King

Marriage changes things because there's a lot more at stake. You can't get too toxic because you have to live together. No one can reach for the nuclear button too quickly. ~ Alec Bladwin

The heart of marriage is memories. ~ Bill Cosby

The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. ~ Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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