"One out of four people in this country is mentally imbalanced. Think of your three closest friends--if they seem okay, then you're the one." ~ Ann Landers
For what human ill does not dawn seem to be alleviation? ~ Billy Wilder
The poorest man would not part with health for money, but the richest would gladly part with all their money for health. ~ Charles Caleb Colton
Health has its science, as well as disease. ~ Elizabeth Blackwell
Measure your health by your sympathy with morning and Spring. ~ Henry David Thoreau
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. ~ Erma Bombeck
I taste the flavor of your thumbs While you massage my flabby gums. ~ Ernest A. Hooten
Give me health and a day and I will make the pomp of emperors ridiculous. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
Thousand upon thousands of persons have studied disease. Almost no one has studied health. ~ Adelle Davis
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. ~ François Voltaire
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice? ~ George Carlin
I’ve outlived all my diet doctors. ~ Merv Griffin, Esquire, 9/06
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