"Whatever your advice, make it brief." ~ Horace
A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. ~ Bill Cosby
If someone gives you so-called good advice, do the opposite; you can be sure it will be the right thing nine out of ten times. ~ Anselm Feuerbach
He had only one vanity; he thought he could give advice better than any other person. ~ Mark Twain
Advice is like castor oil; easy enough to give, but dreadful uneasy to take. ~ Josh Billings
Do not advise too much: do the job yourself. This is the only advice you can give to others. Do it and others will follow. ~ Jawaharlal Nehru
I don't mind how much my ministers talk as long as they do what I say. ~ Margaret Thatcher
I want to share something with you: three little sentences that'll get you through with life. 1. Cover for me. 2. Oh, good idea, boss. 3. It was like this when I got here. ~ Homer J. Simpson
Don’t give me advice, give me money. ~ Spanish Proverb
Work as if you were to live 100 years, Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. ~ Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanac, 1737
Don’t give me advice, give me money. ~ Spanish Proverb